michaelpalin:

i dont understand the pleasure in sexting 

like ok what if i got a text that was like ‘oh my dick is hard’ like

what would

?????

how do i respond??

‘i’m so happy for you’

tacoposey:

what if we just created a fandom for a tv show that doesn’t exist and we build it up really big and make a ton of inside jokes until the internet just accepts it as a real show and it starts getting included in polls and gets it’s own imdb page and a group of outsiders go crazy trying to find dl links

indigowinter17:

katelynpossible:

my entire life is just a test to see if i’ll commit suicide or homicide first

1500hp:

the aight gatsby

culturallybankrupt:

home alone? did you mean time to practice for my broadway debut?

(Source: slutstatus)